My Name:

Just call me Zagger, which rhymes with Dagger.

My Age:

I’m as old as I need to be but not as slakin’ old as my white hair makes you think!

My Birth-Moon:

This is a slakin’ dumb question. Who believes in that stuff, anyway?

My School:

This is an even dumber question! Like, why would I go to school?

Best-Bestiest of All:

Okay, everyone says I like causing trouble but they’re wrong. What I slakin’ like best-bestiest is making money without having to work for it, which is really easy most of the time cuz Folks can so stupid when it comes to their money.

Best-Bestiest Music:

I don’t have time for music cuz I’m out there making money, which is only when I’m not causing trouble. Got it?

Best-Bestiest Story:

I don’t know many Stories but Dahl’s Dreamers is slakin’ hot.

Burnin' Likes:

Not saying but I got a few.

Slakin' Dislikes:

I don’t like Folks who are taller and I don’t like Folks who make fun of me, which is pretty much everyone. I don’t like stupid Folks, either. Actually, now that I think about it, I sometimes like stupid Folks cuz I can make money off ’em!

What's Next:

Um, this is obvious. After today, next is tomorrow. Personally, I don’t ever think past tomorrow.

Zagger

Welcome to my Best-Bestiest Page!